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Voldemort gave me a gun. by ChapmanBaritone Voldemort gave me a gun. by ChapmanBaritone
I just ruined what little integrity my gallery ever maintained.

If you haven't read Tara Gilesbie's fan-fiction masterpiece My Immortal, you won't understand the beauty of my shoddy photo-manipulation. If you have, I hope you appreciate the precious ten seconds I spent on this trainwreck. I've only read the first eleven "chapters" and I'm already hooked by its literary genius.

If you're remotely curious about what the heck I'm talking about, just read chapter 9: [link] . It's for anyone who enjoys media from the "it's-so-bad-it's-good" genre.
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:icontultsi93:
tultsi93 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Prepy guy with red eyes and no nose and everything.
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:iconyugiohponyavengers:
YugiohPonyAvengers Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Student Writer
CROOKSHANKS!!!
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RootbeerGolem Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
help
i can't stop laughing
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:iconnenekanerva:
NeneKanerva Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The whole thing is stated in this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfoSFy… at the 1:17 part. "Who needs magic when all of your problems can be solved with guns?"
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nitrobutane Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013
Then he put his thingie

:iconderpbernplz:

into my you-know-what

:iconderpmikuplz:

and we did it for the first time

:iconderpyrockleeplz:
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DrawtoonzStudio Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why doesn't Voldemort just kill Har- er, Vampire Potter himself? Then again, I moght as well ask why this fanfic was made in the first place...
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deccaderam Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
the funny part is if someone had just used a gun in the first place, the actual Harry Potter series would have ended much faster. 
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Ananya-Talvi Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, it's really hilarious! Does Tara know how much inspiration she gave to so many of us with her story? However, it's really fun to read (even though there are some parts where I wanted to scratch my eyes out, especially the badly written lemons). XDD
Well, the same scene of the story inspired me for a picture too! [link] :)
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star3catcher Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
Strangely enough, this would have been a much more efficient solution to Voldemort's plans than what he actually tried.
First movie-
"VOLDEMORT! I can't believe you'r really my teacher and-"
BANG.
The End.
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:iconkioasakka:
kioasakka Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
Thou must kill Vampire Potter!
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:iconterrazeal:
TerraZeal Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
Why DIDN'T Voldemort just shoot Harry? Seriously, here, Tara Gilesbie makes more sense than JKR. She even said Wizard vs Human with gun, gun beats wand. So, really, Voldie, WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SHOOT HIM!?
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ExusiaSword Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconvoldemortplz::iconsaysplz:Pop some cap in their asses!
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SilentUnicorn Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
aahhahaha omg lol so good its bad
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:iconrandomwizard:
randomwizard Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012
well, we are doomed
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Kitty7654 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
For some reason, this made me laugh. 8D

Oh, and thanks Voldemort. *epic gun pose*
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:iconceltickawaii:
CelticKawaii Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
He hath telekinesis!
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:iconkikilubanner:
kikilubanner Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
thou must kill vampire potter because i hath TELEKINESIS!!!
...
did i spell it right? ^^;
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:iconfeeling-kitsune:
Feeling-Kitsune Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011
xDxDxD "your alzeimers is dangerous, you must retry!!"
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Tarisian-Ale Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011
O... M... G!!!!!

Thank you, thank you! It's wonderful to find somebody who appreciates how wonderful this piece of crap is.

Oh, and I hereby declare myself a prep of the highest order. Why? Because Tara Gilesbie can sense prepz. And they make here angry. Which makes me very, very happy. :) :laughing:
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Niobesnuppa Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011
"Thou must kill Harry Potter!1111 if thou doth not, then i shall kill ur beloved drako!111 kill him or i shall kill him anyway!11111" Seriously, if he could kill him anyway, why even bother asking Enoby to do it? xD
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InkBottleInc Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
WHO FUCKIN' NEEDS MAGIC!? I GOT ME SOME BULLETS YO!!
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:iconhouseofdoom:
HouseofDoom Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011  Student General Artist
I HATH TELEKINESIS
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:iconorribu:
orribu Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MY THROAT HURTS FROM LAUGHING. x'D
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ChapmanBaritone Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011
I felt that way every second of the book. Glad to be service.
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orribu Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
<3
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angelicdeamonchild Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011
HE WAS A NOSELESS GUY (LIKE VOLDEMORT). HE WORE ALL BLACK, BUT HE WASN'T GOFFIK. AND HE WAS....................VOLDEMORT?
Go figure, man!
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GiantPanda Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*sings* Voldy's got a gun.
Everybody is on the run.
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xxMechaGigan Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010
omg lik vlodemort gav hur a gn!!1
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DephiledPixee Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010
I love you.
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:iconchapmanbaritone:
ChapmanBaritone Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010
Haha...! Thank you?
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KillerBear069 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010
the moment i read the name :iconfacepalmplz: i... feel pain in head
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nightcrawler4129 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2010
i fear for her
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manana12321 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010
dadadada dadadada dadada dadada dadadaddaaaaaaa
Enoby/ebony/slut/TaEnoby Found A GUN!!!
(Cheep Zelda imitation)
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SabreBash Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Best thing ever. I screamed laughing.
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:iconchapmanbaritone:
ChapmanBaritone Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010
Thank you! That's exactly what I was going for!
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scribbleshow Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No no no, VOLCEMART gave you a gun. XP
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ChapmanBaritone Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2010
By the way Egogy, I'm addicted to voxlemortserum. Kfangsbi
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scribbleshow Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
BAHAHAHA! >w<
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GODofNOANGEL Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
thou must kill harry potter.... or vampire potter w.e
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:iconchapmanbaritone:
ChapmanBaritone Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010
I HATH TELEKINESIS!!!!11!!1!
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GODofNOANGEL Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2010
I SHALL KILL THY BELOVED DRACO!!! Lol did you get to the part where he wore high heels?
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ZOMBIExBite Featured By Owner May 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. I hath telekinesis. he answered cruelly.

uhm....telepathy?
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Meryujinu Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2010
Best. Fanfiction. EVER.
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pokie2u Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2010
OMFG... i love this! :D
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LilyHigurashi Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
My Immortal is the worst story ever. All the missspellings just make it down right hilarious. It makes me laugh to the point where everything hurts. I agree when you say it's so bad, it's good.
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lucyland Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010
Ahaha, 'My Immortal' is a horrible trollfic, but you just need to love it because it's so funny. :P This is great too. 'Voldemort Gave Me a Gun'... it should be a band name. Anyway... *faves*
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Feeling-Kitsune Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011
xD that would be the most awesome name for a band ever! u r a genius!
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raverfreak Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2009
:iconeyebleachplz:
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Wheedles Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think I need a vat of acid for my eyeballs, not just bleach.
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SMBZrocks Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011
We need :iconbrainbleachplz:
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